December 2011
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Most human beings only think they want freedom. In truth they yearn for the bondage of social order, rigid laws, materialism, the only freedom man really wants, is the freedom to become comfortable.
-Sons of Anarchy
Home alone with possibly the largest random erection of my life. Where did it come from? My guess is Mt. Olympus, but that’s just me. Hope you enjoyed the show, goodnight.
Smoke a bowl and watch netflixxx. Yup.
Mcdonalds breakfast. Breakfast of champions. Or dudes with no self control. I’ll say both. Mmmmmm
been rhymin’ since the fetus, i’m a lyrical genius, got flows comin out, from the tip of ma penis. or something like that. oh yeah, late night boner. i swear its like clockwork. morning wood and late night stiff.
quazza:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
My grandparents got all 3 of my sisters stun guns for christmas, and I decided they should test them on me. Yup. Hurt like fuck.
Random fact: I have a boner. Goodnight.
bonah time.
I make rash decisions and regret them too often. Being an asshole isn’t for me.
‘Hobbit’ trailer to premiere Dec. 20
yelyahwilliams:
The trailer for director Peter Jackson’s upcoming film based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic fantasy novels will make its worldwide premiere on Tuesday, the studio announced today. A 15-minute satellite feed of the trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will stream at 10 p.m. ET/PT on the night of Dec. 20 and again the following day at 9 a.m. ET/PT.
finally.
if you read, you'll judge: I hate Tate Langdon →
fugitivekind:
consultingmadwomanwithabox:
There. I said it. I hate him. Come at me fangirls, I don’t care. He is a total ass. I don’t care what light he found in Violet. I don’t care about their love story. Someone who murders that many people and rapes someone does not deserve to be…
(TW) Why didn't that baby make the news?
crankyskirt:
verbal-purification:
littlelightbigsky:
Oh yeah….I forgot. She’s black.
RE:
” Columbus County authorities are investigating the death of a 10-year-old girl who hanged herself Monday night after repeatedly being bullied at school. Samantha West said she found her daughter, Jasmine McClain, dead in her bedroom Monday night.”
This is just sad, see what our world has become....
I jack off to good times!
goodnight.
oh apparently when it says beavis and butthead it really meant rob and big. cool. gotta find something else to watch. ugh life iz h@rd
verizon fios tv on xbox. thank you. iheartradio. thank you. pop some popcorn and watch beavis and butthead like a champ. really wish i had some bud right now.
kiichichaos: The Hymn Of A Broken Man →
matthewkiichiheafy:
Times Of Grace
The Hymn Of A Broken Man
Alive Or Just Breathing came out May 21, 2002; and since then, it’s influence can be heard in countless contemporary acts from around the world. Killswitch Engage’s Roadrunner debut (their second release) changed modern music as the world would know it;…
Anna minun mennä alas sinulle.
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Social Networks have fucked us. Go outside.