January 2011
71 posts
too much thinking today.
since it was a slow day at work i got to do a lot of unwanted thinking. thought about many subjects, life, relationships, music, work, all over the place. i like to point out all my flaws to myself, too nice, out of shape, a bit of an asshole, jealous, confused, lower self confidence everyday, dream too much, and the list goes on. and that then doesnt help my growing anxiety and depression. feels...
i feel sick.
wake up and my whole body is in pain. worst headache and no orange juice!! WTF!!
you’re just jealous cuz we’re young and think we’re in love.
well hello
morning wood. just gonna lay around until it subsides haha. dont need to be walkin out my door.
I love grilled cheese sandwiches.
that is all.
“yeah can i get a jabroni shake”
“do you mean the jamocha”
“oh shit yeah thats right ha”
If..
this whole medical marijuana thing happens in DE, i’m gonna be happy as hell.
“”If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go...”
– Dr.Seuss
its like fucking a silk bag full of puppy ears.
if dying is your way out
Then count me in I’m coming Maybe you’ll difference me And I’m so used to being a coward It’s all I’ve ever been I quit before I win
Thoughts..
I will never let my guard down again. Confiding in people is way too easy and finding people who actually give a shit is far too scarce.
i feel like
as far as dudes go, i’m the best there is and anyone else who doesnt agree can blow off. yeah you couldve dated me, a nice guy, but you’d rather get back with a dude that cheated on you. fucking idiot. life/women are a mystery.
scans showed swelling.
basically i’m a fucking mess. i cant wait till i just have a seizure or something. sad guy.
just got this track back. recorded it about a week...
wish me luck
as i am going to get my follow up CAT scan. still having some headaches but if the swelling has gone down i’ll be happy, if not, then it could mean something. i’d be lying if i said i wasnt scared. being in this alone is even worse. i mean sure i have my parents but no friends that are around. most of them would just be like “aww man that sucks sorry man” and thats the...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
bowling again.
time to whoop some ass. i’m gonna challenge the first 12 year old i see there.
todays schedule.
rum and coke.
xbox.
band practice.
high times.
south park/sleep.
fuck yeah.
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
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